and if your house is ever burgled by a short fat man with a hat and a taller man with spikey hair
you can tip them down the stairs to deter them
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

i would hope if that happened it would happen at christmas
when the house is full of strings of lights and spiky baubles.
( sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)