i've got a fever and the only cure is extreme fever! ha ha! get it?
it's ironic because the cure for my fever is actually more fever
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:34, archived)

i prescribe 500mg of fever thrice daily

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)