Romance fail
Take her to the Kashmir in Bradford, if it all goes tits up you'll have had a top feed for less than a tenner at least.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

haha 'the kashmir in Bradford' is slang for bumsex isnt it?

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

Yes
No
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)