the first point on the checklist completely invalidates your post.
they're all basement dwellers
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

allright,
but from there down
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

and assuming they're telling the truth.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)