have chocolate hobnobs
dipped in tea. King of the Snacks. You got in to your suit yet? you sexy pimp?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

Not even close.
As I tried to pull the trousers up the other day, my boxers rode up and the zip managed to pinch one of my balls, though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

I believe in you
Go for a run you big fat shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

I am not ever going running.
I prefer to set off earlier.
The new offices we are moving to next week have an on site gym, though. I'm thinking of using the cycling machine for half an hour each day before I go home.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

Get some sexy skin tight cycling shorts.
I assume it's law becuase they all seem to wear them.
also, here is some motivation, don't be like this 2.bp.blogspot.com/-hi44I9UHkMs/TVgbjjN13_I/AAAAAAAACCE/P-dfS7nBqqE/s640/fat+gym.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

Kinell.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)