I merely took it and made it better.
I hear Astroglide comes in watermelon flavour...hmm
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

Does it have the seeds still in it?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

That'd be dangerous
All those melons growing in ladies bits. Although, i guess it could be practice for giving birth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

astroglide is awful
not water / latex based, just super super sticky after 30 seconds. bleurgh.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

It's designed to be relubed with spit.
apparently
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

is astroglide like astroturf?

( sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

the sand content is similar
it's great for friction burns in places you never knew you could get
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)