Wait, am I thinking Keighley then?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

No, Ilkley, thats it.
Aww yeah, Bettys lunches there were amazing
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Good lord, no. That cultural cess pool might get you some underage brutalised fanny or some heroin, but a tea room? Nah. I think you must mean Ilkley or Harrogate.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)