Is this some sort of infection?
You're a Doctor, can it be saved?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

I'm afraid this thread is terminal

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

Have we got a priest to read the last rites?
or shall we just drop it in a paupers grave and piss off down the boozer?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

I'm already on my third round in the pub

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

I'm wearing black boxer shorts
does that count?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

I don't make the rules

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)