What army?
The regulars are all being made redundant and the TA (Hi Piston!) are all off fighting in Afghanistan.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Aug 2011, 7:11,
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Oh, and the coppers are happy for it to be out of hand so they can say "We told you that the cuts would mean we couldn't police the streets effectively."
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Aug 2011, 7:12,
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