I'd get it all over my shoes if I tried standing up.
Sometimes I play a great game called "hold your phone between your teeth while you piss". Not lost so far.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)

Not for the faint of heart
I keep mine in my pocket
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

it's easier if you sit down...

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)

Sitting down to have a wee?? Now I've heard EVERYTHING!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)