That's unnecessarily cruel.
I just hope his boss found out about all the company time he wasted on here, and how he wasn't very good at his job, and he got fired and now lives at home with his parents and they won't let him use the internet so he can't organise his frisbee games with his student friends and now he's in a crushing spiral of jobless frisbeeless depression.

That's necessary cruelty.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

Yeah, I suppose if he was dead that would mean no more things to laugh at him for.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

thing is, he wasn't even entertaining at spacking out
it was like pulling faces at a fish until it jumps out of the water at you, only to fall on the floor, flap about noisily and slowly pass out.

Except some cunt kept putting him back in the tank to start all over.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)