The best ones are where it's like already broke the water but hasn't yet left the anus.
I always imagine it's like a spy shit, stealthily submerging itself before going on a faecal mission through the u-bend.

Oh man, Through the U-Bend. Next quiz.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)