they should all learn english and worship the queen
fucking godless heathens
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 7:51, archived)

'Ning Gilgy.
How's your imaginary parrot this morning?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Dec 2011, 7:55, archived)

he's been sat on his special parrot table doing important parrot things
right now he's trying to summon up the courage to fly down to eat a piece of bread from my desk, the little feathered twat
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:28, archived)

I'm doing my best here
but I am just one man
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:10, archived)

Not even a real one either.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:12, archived)