Phwoar!
'Ning The LOVELY FILTHY Sp@mmy.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:04, archived)

Ning Stuj.
Will we EVER get any snow?
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)

*Shakes Magic 8-Ball*
REPLY HAZY. TRY AGAIN LATER.
Hmmmm, it's going to chuck it down tonight Sp@mmy, possibly some sleety stuff for the far North.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)

Urgh!
*sigh*

Thanks.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)

We had loads last week
Where the fuck were you?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:20, archived)

None here dude!
It had settled really nicely in Queensbury but there was bugger all here.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)

My brother couldn't get his bairns to school in Hafilax last week from Haworth
Them tops were treacherous
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:25, archived)