superglue my hands to my head, razor wire in a noose around my neck, bungie cord attached to my leg, then jump off a building so it looks like i pulled my own head off, but get it wrong and end up not taking my head off or dying so i just linger up there
in a mess of wires until someone puts me out of my misery
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

That made me do a sad face
don't do it lighty. WE LOVE YOU.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

fuck him, I hope he gets it wrong and lives the rest of his life with a scar like the Kurgan from Highlander

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

That would be pretty cool
DO IT LIGHTY!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

well i already am a highlander

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

Do you have your own tartan?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)