I was working late and
Mono and Baldmonkey came to my office and gave a toss all over my keyboard. The only keys they missed were A, B, K, and U, so that's how I invented thw word Bukkake. The end.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, archived)

This is factually accurate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:37, archived)