I thought about getting a pond
Then remembered the work involved and thought fuck it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

i gotta go shower and go to work.
I am not looking forward to a friday night in this heat. People seem to forget how to drink and not be a cunt when it's this hot. When it was this hot last year, someone got stabbed in the beer garden of the pub i am now working in. Fucking Cowley road.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

Oh man
Yeah, the heat does draw out the idiots. Well I hope it goes alright.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:31, archived)

to be fair,
It's been done up since then, and attracts a different clientele, but still, there will be Dick heads who have been drinking all day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:32, archived)