parrot preening action
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI39cAV0GVA
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12, archived)

I'm gazzing the mods about this.
We only like not-you-tube-links on not-links you fucking troll.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, archived)

Come on
He's funnier than Michael McIntyre AND Stewart Lee put together. That must count for something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:22, archived)