I'm bored of I'm bored of that now

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:11, archived)

There should be something good on tv

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:13, archived)

old vhs tapes of me shagging your mother
filmed around 9 months before you were born
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:21, archived)