you're going on fucking ebay

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

:)

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:59, archived)

except they don't allow pets on ebay
only stuffed animals
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:00, archived)

squawk
Yeah, I know what stuffing means to you. Dirty prick.
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:02, archived)