bored of that now
can't be arsed with Asda, it can wait til tomorrow

alt: what's on telly?

penises
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

Fuck you I need an ice lolly.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

I got Haribo, fuck you and the horse you rode in on

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:38, archived)

fuck me, Momo's still on that fruit bar thing
£1.29 for two and he's nearly finished it, greedy feathered cunt animal
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:39, archived)

It sounds like you're overfeeding it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:49, archived)

yeah, might take it off him
at the very least he'll get pissed off and that'll be well lulzy
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:51, archived)

Does he bite?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:52, archived)

no, he's well friendly and that

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:54, archived)

squawk
So far Frank, so far.
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:04, archived)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I TOOK IT OFF HIM AND HE FLEW ONTO MY MONITOR AND SHAT ON MY SYNTH MODULE AGAIN

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:53, archived)

I'd stamp on him for that.
Or at least rub his beak into it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:56, archived)

thing is right, you can tell when he's about to shit
because he stretches his wings up then wobbles his arse around a bit then lets fly

so I saw him lining up for a plop and I was like Noooooooooooo but it was too late
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:59, archived)

squawk
I want some popcorn, these fruit bars are shite
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

you're going on fucking ebay

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

:)

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:59, archived)

except they don't allow pets on ebay
only stuffed animals
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:00, archived)

squawk
Yeah, I know what stuffing means to you. Dirty prick.
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:02, archived)