What do you mean 'accused'?
He IS baldmonkey. Everyone KNOWS he's baldmonkey.
The only reason he still denies it is that he's scared that Gingezilla might come back and fuck his shit up.
Which is, I admit, a VERY GOOD reason for denial.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)

Good GOD, yes
Man, she was an angry little thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)

I still fear the pitter-patter of tiny angry feet.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:56, archived)