Sounds like a good new hobby
EXTREME DRUNK CROCHETING!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)

Might test the effects of various intoxicants
like they did with those spider webs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)