Shouldn't this be good news to a god of the oceans?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)

Yeah,
because rain and the sea go together like beach holidays and Scotland, or yachting and a storm, or Caribbean cruises and hurricane season.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)