I do hope Vettel's car burst into fucking flames on the first corner
trapping him inside
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)

It'd make everything a bit more interesting
Vettel's a good driver, but he ruins the F1 by flying out ahead in every fucking race.
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)