I've been through that already.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)

OK
Go on Tumblr, create an account in your real name and start a Cee-Lo Green / Chris Brown appreciation page and make sure the feminists see it.

Then we'll accept you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:53, archived)

Who are 'the feminists'?
That's going to be a difficult one to pin down.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:55, archived)

90% of Tumblr

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)

How long exactly does one have to be a b3tan before the title of 'noob' is removed
or is it just one of those things where one cannot ever meet your standards, because they weren't here from day 1, thus fueling your deluded levels of self importance?
( Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)

No, some people lose "noob" after a few days.
If I recall, the quickest was "minimum fuss" - they got a best noob award, then nobody thought of them as a noob.

Creating a new thread to show how not upset you are is classic long term noob action.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)

The elder has spoken

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:17, archived)

See, you're not getting angsty or upset by my arseholerly.
I declare you no longer a noob.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)