It's not as if being a Landlord sounds cool.
'Hi, I'm Dolphinwhipperer. I'm a landlord.'
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)

and yet when i put on my apron and falsies and announce that I'm a landlady I'm immediately the centre of attention
misandry gone mad
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)

You remind me of a guy who used to hang round here.
You wouldn't have got on.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)

sounds sexy and charming

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)