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eveninh

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:32, archived)
i'm bored,
in on my own tonight, might just go to bed
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
yeh me too
might go the shops get some snacks instead
any snack advice?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:45, archived)
i made this i dunno who to give it to as a present tho
i.imgur.com/xp06nLh.jpg
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
I could put that on my desk at work

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
no you couldn't because i'd never give it to you

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
first time I heard that spoken was in the so n g Bohemian sainks

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
dandy wharwolvez , housewares, I dunno

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
simpsons love saying it
you should watch more cartoons
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
do they? I've watched the ones that have been on the tv I think

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:39, archived)
yeh bart simpson says it a lot
and some minor characters also
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:05, archived)
i quite like olives,
and i also quite like grapes. Just don't get them mixed up.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
Space Raiders, obvs.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
well i say on my own,
obviously there is this huge dog
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
obviously

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:55, archived)

yes this is dog
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
You need to empty your bin
Or at least compact the contents.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
probably,
it always surprises me how quickly it fills up.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:21, archived)
They make bins small on purpose
So you have to buy new ones all the time.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
yeah i know and then you end up with a house full of bins,
because how do you throw a bin away exactly?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:26, archived)
Like a snake eating its own tail but with, like, bins in place of snakes. And there's no eating involved.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:28, archived)
SNAKES IN A BIN

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
where's yer snakey bin?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
I threw a bin out once
Didn't realise I was basically inseminating it. Next day, left the house and found an aborted bin on my doorstep. Depressing.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
Snake about from my bins

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
no real identities! you'll get banned and that

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:43, archived)
no mod porn, please.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
'Ning The LOVELY Gobbo.
I'm about to fuck off to bed. Got an early start tomorrow.
G'night /talk
:D
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)
Heating's broken. Landlord not fixing it.
Body smelly, Kitchen Smelly, Bumhole smelly.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
Not sure why you need a working bath to air out the kitchen

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
you can't do it if your bumhole is smelly though
or you just end up making it worse
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
Exactly.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
Dishes unclean
I share a flat. No one else knows how to operate the kettle.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
You can wash up with cold water, you know.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
Yeah, but it feels horrible.
Like, cold.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Don't pay your rent until it's fixed.
And have a shower you massive pansy, this isn't siberia in the winter.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
Asthmatic ain't I
Fucking lungs close up at the first sight of adversity.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Glad the section 21 law enabling retaliatory eviction is up for discussion and possibly revision
Have reported problems with my electrics a few times but daren't pursue it any more for fear of being given the push, you'd think the landlord would be more concerned that his house could burn down at any moment
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
smyls

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Yeah, I'm trying to get the others to join me in withholding the rent.
It's fucking stupid that a landlord can basically charge you for shod and legally get away with it. Why do they have such an easy time of it? Landlord isn't even a proper job. Sure, occasionally the heater breaks but you get in a professional in to fix it. They stills get to squeeze us for more cash than they reasonably deserve.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
Mine pleads poverty whenever I ask him to do something because supposedly all the rent goes on the mortgage so none left over to keep the place fit for habitation.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
If that's true, there's no way he would ever evict you.
Even if you slept with his daughter and ran over his dog.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)
It's the other way round :(

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
makes you wonder why they even bother, really

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:37, archived)
It's not as if being a Landlord sounds cool.
'Hi, I'm Dolphinwhipperer. I'm a landlord.'
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
and yet when i put on my apron and falsies and announce that I'm a landlady I'm immediately the centre of attention
misandry gone mad
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
You remind me of a guy who used to hang round here.
You wouldn't have got on.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
sounds sexy and charming

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
I dunno
I think the fear of retaliatory eviction is a bit irrational. The costs and risks involved in replacing a good tenant are quite big - especially compared to maintenance which would need doing whatever.

Having said that there are a lot of irrational people and cunts in the world.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
I live in London
The Cuntropolis
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:37, archived)
my advice to you
is to move to somewhere less shit
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
But I'm hoping that I can trick the cunts into giving me money.
Doing something bearable.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:40, archived)
I'm a landlord in London.
And I'm a cunt.

But, new tenancy: finders fee of 10% of total rent for the duration of the AST: £2K
Flat empty for a about month between tenancies: £1.5K

That's got to be some pretty expensive repairs.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
Beats me.
So, is it worthwhile being a Landlord? Does it go down well at parties?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
you must go to some dreadful parties
do you break the ice with mortgage rates and the traffic on the ring road?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:01, archived)
Yes. All that.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
I think it's more hassle than its worth (to be a good landlord and do what you're supposed to, it's probably pretty easy if you ignore your tenants).
Not really my choice - the other owner doesn't want to sell yet. Hopefully we will soon.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)
don't let marshmallow hear that
property is the sexiest thing like ever
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:07, archived)
I pay just under 5% including insurance to cover lack of tenants for up to six months
not saying you're a shit capitalist or owt but ... you know ... you are
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:57, archived)
You're a landlord too?
God, it's all making sense now. The cunt's hit the fan.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:59, archived)
You're probably right.
It was our first time at it, we didn't really know what we were doing and went with a big high street name.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
(Don't tell him he's right. Just don't)

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)
He wouldn't do the maintenance though, he'd just get another tenant in who was unaware of the problems.
The estate agent is supposed to intervene on our behalf but they couldn't give a shit, the faster turnover the better as far as they're concerned. Every time there's a change of tenant the agent gets paid various fees for 'checking in', 'checking out', 'inventory' and assorted other bullshit, multiples of fifty quid for what amounts to less than five minutes work for them as it's all pre-printed forms. They'd change who rents their houses every single month if they could.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
Also, waaaaaaaaahhh

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
Me too
Waaaaaaaaaaaahh
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
Is that an REM song?

(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 7:14, archived)