i feel we're in need of a lady FUCKLIFT
possibly in pink
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:26, archived)

FUCKLIFTS are for guys only
Maybe in 25-30 years it will become more acceptable
( Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)

are you saying i can't have one?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:34, archived)

Depends how well the blankets come out

( Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:40, archived)

you're a terrible boss

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)

What a load of shite
Now back in the cage
( Frogbeat, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:49, archived)

can i at least have some clean bedding?
and not the sun or the mirror this time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)

Daily star
At least that way you can be fucking miserable and amused at the same time
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:04, archived)

i only read the letters to the editor section
as it's funny as fuck
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)

^ buys the daily star ^

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:20, archived)

i don't buy any paper
i get a weekly one free
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)

^ povvo ^

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)