I don't shave *any* of my face. I must be fatter than I think I am.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:07, archived)

Oh, no
Not everyone who has a beard is fat, but everyone who is fat should have a beard. Dig?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:11, archived)