wetter than an otter's pocket
which is odd since I work with a Ms Otter and I doubt she'd wear damp trousers
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 15:33, archived)

not even if they weren't properly dry and she was late for work?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 15:44, archived)