Fucking fuck fuck fuck , still no pubs opening normally:'(

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:30, archived)

why don't you build one of those tragic pub sheds
that late middle age men seem to have in their garden, full of sport memorabilia and a 'proper' bar and optics, and sit there drinking shit beer on your own while the rest of your family just get on with things in the house?
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:49, archived)

I dont have a family

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:51, archived)

even better
build it in the living room
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:06, archived)

he could build one inside his local
they won't notice for ages then he can claim squatter's rights
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:18, archived)