horrible pizza last night
tasted like ant and dec made it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 11:52, archived)

fecking ran out of tea an all. fml
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 11:56, archived)

this coffee tastes like ant and dec made it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 11:57, archived)

My new mattress is good, and I very much enjoyed it expanding from the vacuum pack

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 12:37, archived)

you'll sleep like a baby

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 15:47, archived)

Weeing every few hours and waking the neighbours up with crying

(dribble, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 15:53, archived)

^

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 15:57, archived)

In my own shit

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 16:13, archived)

have you let it offgas for 24hrs?

(piss and shit, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 17:47, archived)

won't matter once mongy's on it tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:01, archived)