can't wait for spade wednesday

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:20, archived)

it's gonna be ace

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)

I'm in Tier 6
Not allowed to poo without letting Boris know first.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:36, archived)

damn right, loo roll needs to be policed for the next month or two
you can guarantee the stockpiling cunts will go crazy in the weeks before brexit, it'll make march look mild
(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:49, archived)