sorry planearm can we have a new thread that's not about how many things you can get up your bottom?
i've heard of the stiff upper lip but maybe my ears need dewaxing
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:33, archived)

Love you LH
XXX
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:47, archived)

might buy a christmas tree and bugger your bum off

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:19, archived)