I honestly dont know how the poor fuckers do it, I'd base jump without the chute after a while

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)

they haven't even got hot water to enjoy a pot noodle. sad times.
(i'm eating a pot noodle. it's alrite)
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 18:32, archived)

I hear that glasgow shopkeepers are happy to oblige

(dribble, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 20:02, archived)