'nooning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 14:34, archived)

beer time!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 14:46, archived)

just cracked a Stella
plus Majestic just delivered a mixed case of plonk from my father-in-law, the little beauty
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:33, archived)

got some fancy new slipmats showing up in a bit too
completely indefensible purchase, I just really like them, they're designed to look like records from the legendary Ultimate Breaks & Beats compilations

www.juno.co.uk/products/dr-suzuki-vs-street-beat-records-donuts/793990-01/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:35, archived)

R.I.P. Tommy Lister
variety.com/2020/film/news/tommy-tiny-lister-dies-friday-actor-wrestler-1234851392/
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 21:03, archived)

I won 170 quid out of the fruity in the spoons, all coins , I've been walking past tramps handing out nuggets for xmas , I'm a happy bunny

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:48, archived)

aww fantastic, that's seasonal good cheer at its finest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)

Some cunt walking up the train just got a fiver, ho ho ho
I have issues with money clearly
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:52, archived)

those cunts never get shit from me
they coordinate their operations on their mobiles, I caught them at it in Finchley once
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:58, archived)

I would never normally, but I'm down to my last 10 coins, I'm sure some of those tramps on the strand are already fucked up, but I would be if I lived on the streets

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:01, archived)

I've never understood the 'but they'll spend it on drink and drugs!!!' thing
imagine being stone cold sober in a west end doorway at 3am in the freezing, pissing rain, fuck that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:04, archived)

I honestly dont know how the poor fuckers do it, I'd base jump without the chute after a while

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)

they haven't even got hot water to enjoy a pot noodle. sad times.
(i'm eating a pot noodle. it's alrite)
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 18:32, archived)

I hear that glasgow shopkeepers are happy to oblige

(dribble, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 20:02, archived)

SO dibnah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:28, archived)

those are quite cool
I just have bog standard technics slipmats
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:36, archived)

Did you see the moon technics slip mats from the design museum? Proper retro

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)

no, got a link?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:56, archived)

www.google.com

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:59, archived)

www.ainsleyharriottsextape.com

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:05, archived)

designmuseumshop.com/products/technics-moon-3-lp-slipmat
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:06, archived)

these are hilarious
www.ebay.co.uk/i/254571718407
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:14, archived)

even better
www.ebay.co.uk/i/222998728849
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:15, archived)

I used to be able to smash doves , dunno why , sh8t I suppose or my tolerance was high because I sold them

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:20, archived)

they had such a good reputation that people were pressing knockoffs almost immediately
I remember getting little tiny ones once, they were amazing - and then you had some that had the stamp on both sides etc

I think the first round of red and black capsules were some of the best
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:26, archived)

Didnt like the capsules, yellow calis or pellets were my favs

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:28, archived)

ah yes, calis were great if a little speedy sometimes
pellets I don't think I ever had
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)

Pellets looked like little lumps of sweet cigarettes , awesome e, around 88 89 they were knocking around london, no finesse to those

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:37, archived)

Dennis the menace they were called round here

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)

yeah same

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:32, archived)

they've transformed* my DJing with 45s (I already have a different pair of them)
Not only do they make cueing up/cutting 45s a piece of piss, because they sit on top of a regular 12"** I stick a battle weapon*** under there so I can drop in a cheeky scratch here and there without changing records


*lol scratching joke lol
**lol your nan sat on top of my etc etc
***you're a fucking battle weapon lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:57, archived)