i've seen more life in a morgue
and only because i ejaculated in it.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:23, archived)

this is like the internet for OAPs

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:24, archived)

i actually set up a monthly donation but seeing as even rob can't be fucked to check b3ta
i canceled it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:26, archived)

oh so you never got the b3ta bonus?
wow. sucks to be you.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:52, archived)

yeah well, i had one a few years ago and to be honest i'd have preferred to drink the champagne than be fucked with it.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:58, archived)

jack of all trades, master of none. that's what you are.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 1:59, archived)

does jack of all trades
mean gay up the arse, gay in the mouth and gay on the cock? because if it doesn't i don't get you at all.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:02, archived)

might as well mean that seeing as they are all references to sexual acts
of which you're certainly no master
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:03, archived)

harsh but fair.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:04, archived)

do you ever wish there was more room within your head so you could fit more people?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:04, archived)

who are you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:05, archived)

i'm literally Hitler

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:08, archived)

are you the white hitler or the jewish hitler?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:09, archived)

pretty sure i'm the white one.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 2:29, archived)

jews are white you idiot hahahaa got jew bang to whites

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 3:30, archived)

it's a fair cop

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 3:31, archived)

you do like to see yourself /talk

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 7:00, archived)

drunk and bored

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 13:02, archived)

oh god just shut up and fuck off

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 9:44, archived)