these days you can probably get silicon implants if you think they need enhancing in some way

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)

when did this come in?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:36, archived)

just yesterday, the EU nanny state was standing in the way of podiatric progress

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:49, archived)

these days

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:09, archived)

if you say you're british, the europeans regard you with envious eyes

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:13, archived)

*envies*
(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:23, archived)

left ny toys out

(dribble, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:40, archived)

It’s for your own good

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:24, archived)

reminds me of a joke i can't remember about breasts
punch line was 'silly coon implants' was hilarious. also racist and ptsd inducing according to the bbc
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 0:47, archived)