Nah m8, don't fall into that trap. My wife thought she wanted a rabbit, then it turned out she was just mental because she was in the early stages of pregnancy
and now we're stuck with a fucking rabbit that I have to feed and has somehow conned me into paying £8 a month for rabbit insurance, as if I want a fucking replacement if it dies.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:08, archived)

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(dribble, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:20, archived)

She does seem to have a thing for jews

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:25, archived)