why are you wasting time here on your birthday?
fuck off and get shitfaced, you silly bastard!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:28, archived)

Oh where do I fuck off dear smashy dear smashy , oh where do i fuck off the juicers are closed

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:42, archived)

The offy

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:33, archived)