Now I want an Irn Bru.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 26 May 2021, 12:07, archived)

Morrisons do, or did, 2 litres of "iron brew"
even more luminous than what it was ripping off, probably make your kids glow
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 12:11, archived)