It's this kind of witty repartee that keeps me coming back here.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:26, archived)

how long has it been?
your willy, that is!!!!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:49, archived)

I've been away for a mighty, throbbing 1+1/2 inches. Years. Oh what a giveaway!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:15, archived)