Please, go to your nearest multi storey car park, get the lift up to the top floor, then throw yourself off it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:38, archived)

Why get the lift?
Use the stairs hippy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:46, archived)

He needs all his energy for throwing himself off the top. He needs as much height and distance as possible.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:56, archived)