Got beat 4-0. Shit team

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 12:30, archived)

I hope you won the fight later with your top boys
And chivved the ref
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

The linesman was the coach of the opposing team.
He was a FUCKING BELLEND
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 14:34, archived)

Introduce him to Stanley
And his Chelsea grin
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 15:33, archived)