Got beat 4-0. Wankers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:35, archived)

I hope you won the kick off later

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:41, archived)

Calm down chum. It was an under 9’s game. Linesman was a Wanker though.
There was a loony mum shouting a lot.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:47, archived)