Yeah the mega rich in laws paid for her to go to boarding school
Her rich posho mates have them so she wants one too
As Mr H would say 'Bollocks'
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 17:45, archived)

That puts you in a bit of a bind!

(Bou-, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)