I think I prefer the news in pidgin.
www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 4 May 2024, 17:36, archived)

she only wants to pack her poo poo

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 May 2024, 18:39, archived)

Meet man wey no get hand but get two Masters' degrees.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:50, archived)