Actually we've got friends coming over from France to stay for a few nights.
Might buy them a pair of Tam o'Shanter hats and then take them to buy some heroin.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 May 2024, 9:16, archived)

Buckfast too
Breakfast of champions
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 24 May 2024, 9:30, archived)

just do what everyone.else does
steal office supplies
(piss and shit, Fri 24 May 2024, 13:45, archived)