Apparently Italy's volcanoes are misbehaving.
Have you noticed any lava in your garden?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 10:03, archived)

Nothing yet luckily

(Fantasma:, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 13:53, archived)

Except for the bloke who keeps telling me he will lava me long time
I'll get my coat
(Fantasma:, Tue 3 Sep 2024, 16:03, archived)